Out of the Mouths of Babes...

Bradley age 6 told us this at lunch today:
"My teacher told us that Barack Obama said whoever has a job and they work hard on it to get money, he will take that money and give it away to people that don't have a job."

Outta the Mouths of Babes...

KIM age 8:
1. What is something mom always says to you? I love you
2. What makes mom happy? Going on dates with dad
3. What makes mom sad? When mom and dad fight
4. How does your mom make you laugh? tickling me
5. What was your mom like as a child? How am I supposed to know
6. How old is your mom? 36
7. How tall is your mom? 50 inches
8. What is her favorite thing to do? work on the computer.
9. What does your mom do when you're not around? Clean and play twilight
10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for? The thingy where you are on Twilight and you edit stuff
11. What is your mom really good at? at being my mommy
12. What is your mom not very good at? getting Kylie not spoiled
13. What does your mom do for her job? takes care of the kids
14. What is your mom's favorite food? healthy food
15. What makes you proud of your mom? She's the best mom I could ever have
16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be? Princess Peach
17. What do you and your mom do together? Play that one game remember where I say something and you finish the sentence
18. How are you and your mom the same? We look kinda alike
19. How are you and your mom different? She's tall, I'm short
20. How do you know your mom loves you? She takes care of me
21. What does your mom like most about your dad? He's pretty
22. Where is your mom's favorite place to go? On trips with her Twilight friends

BRADLEY age 6:
1. What is something mom always says to you? I love you
2. What makes mom happy? Me
3. What makes mom sad? Satan
4. How does your mom make you laugh? By telling really funny jokes
5. What was your mom like as a child? Happy
6. How old is your mom? 26
7. How tall is your mom? 20 inches
8. What is her favorite thing to do? Play with your children
9. What does your mom do when you're not around? take care of Kylie
10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for? Music
11. What is your mom really good at? Not getting us to work
12. What is your mom not very good at? Getting us to work
13. What does your mom do for her job? do the laundry
14. What is your mom's favorite food? healthy food
15. What makes you proud of your mom? she takes care of me really good
16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?
17. What do you and your mom do together? Hannah Montana
18. How are you and your mom the same? We like each other
19. How are you and your mom different? We're the same height
20. How do you know your mom loves you? By kissing us and giving us hugs
21. What does your mom like most about your dad? that he's your life
22. Where is your mom's favorite place to go? on a Twilight Trip with your Twilight friends

BRYCE age 10:
1. What is something mom always says to you? Be on your best behavior
2. What makes mom happy? getting her back rubbed
3. What makes mom sad? us disobeying her
4. How does your mom make you laugh? Bradley's funny drawings
5. What was your mom like as a child? How am I supposed to know?
6. How old is your mom? 35 right? 36
7. How tall is your mom? 6 feet
8. What is her favorite thing to do? Read
9. What does your mom do when you're not around? do housework
10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for? singing
11. What is your mom really good at? math
12. What is your mom not very good at? push ups
13. What does your mom do for her job? nothing
14. What is your mom's favorite food? lasagna
15. What makes you proud of your mom? she's smart
16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be? Cinderella
17. What do you and your mom do together? nothing
18. How are you and your mom the same? we have the same hair color
19. How are you and your mom different? she's taller than me
20. How do you know your mom loves you? she takes care of me
21. What does your mom like most about your dad? his personality
22. Where is your mom's favorite place to go? Wendy's

BRETT age 13:
1. What is something mom always says to you? comb your hair
2. What makes mom happy? reading a book
3. What makes mom sad? when your not reading a book
4. How does your mom make you laugh? when she reads something funny in a book
5. What was your mom like as a child? like a devil
6. How old is your mom? 72
7. How tall is your mom? 10 foot
8. What is her favorite thing to do? read a book
9. What does your mom do when you're not around? Twilight
10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for? ugly looks
11. What is your mom really good at? reading books
12. What is your mom not very good at? everything else
13. What does your mom do for her job? tortures children
14. What is your mom's favorite food? pasta - lasagna
15. What makes you proud of your mom? when she give me a house to live in
16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be? Evil witch in Cinderella
17. What do you and your mom do together? play games
18. How are you and your mom the same? we both have faces
19. How are you and your mom different? I'm better
20. How do you know your mom loves you? because
21. What does your mom like most about your dad? his hair
22. Where is your mom's favorite place to go? Forks

KYLIE age 2:
Too young to get it. Every answer was "shopping"!